Tears of the Kingdom Tissue Box

In the kingdom of Hyrule, a hero named Link
Was well known for his swordsmanship, fast and quick
But as the springtime arrived, he fell victim to a trick
For the allergens in the air he could not predict

His eyes began to itch, his nose grew red
His breath came in gasps, his posture became dread
Though he was a warrior, his nose would not be led
His runny nose was now his greatest foe instead

Through fields of Hyrule, Link searched high and low
For tissues, the precious, to keep his nose aglow
Without them, he'd be battling an endless flow
Of mucus, that would from his nostrils freely go

His search for tissues was not in vain
A merchant on the side of the road would sustain
Link with ivory tissues, so soft and plain
He could again set off, on his quest with less pain

Now Link's red nose would cause no more dismay
His runny nose no longer did call the way
He could wield his sword, soft tissues not at bay
And he continued on, calmly, with fortitude and sway.

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